Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Need A Chuckle?!?


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


Pat Jenkins said...

boy how easy it is to make the stronger sex the butt of your silly little jokes!!! i don't care i can take it!!

74WIXYgrad said...

Didn't the guy in that photo once play quarterback for the Denver Broncos?

Busy Bee Suz said...

Those all made me laugh. Men are such easy targets...and they don't even care. ;)

Grandma J said...

Those are hilarious, Karen! I love the horse picture too!

Lutra said...

Ok... I can take it.... no... seriously, I can take it...

No, I can't:

How do you know a woman has been using a computer? Because there is tippex on the screen.

Sorry, I couldn't help it :)