Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hot Tub!


3 women in a Hot Tub

There were 3 women, one German, one Japanese and one hillbilly, sitting naked in a hot tub. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the hot tub and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The two other women raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

7 comments:

Pat Jenkins said...

which "high tech" girl would you most compare yourself to karen?... he he!

Grandma J said...

I love it. Thank you for the morning chuckle!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Very FUNNY!!!

Lutra said...

OMG... XD

namaste said...

LOL!

Jen said...

BAHAHAHAHA!

Cassie said...

LOL!!! Poor Patrick's trying to sleep and I keep vibrating the bed with my chuckling!